Total Medals Earned: 399 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,135 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/50 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/315 points)
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 10/13 (130/155 points)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (250/275 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
